A woman went down to the Welfare Office to get aid.
The office worker asked her, "How many children do you
have?"
"Ten," she replied.
"What are their names?" he asked.
"LeRoy, LeRoy, LeRoy, LeRoy, LeRoy, LeRoy, LeRoy,
LeRoy, LeRoy, and LeRoy," she answered.
"They're all named LeRoy?" he asked. "What if want
them to come in from playing outside?"
"Oh, that's easy," she said. "I just call 'LeRoy,' and
they all come running in."
"And, if want them to come to the table for dinner?"
"I just say, 'LeRoy, come eat your dinner'," she
answered.
"But what if you just want ONE of them to do
something?" he asked.
"Oh, that's easy," she said. "I just use their last name!"
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Psychotic Gearhead/Redneck/Mekanik
94 Olds 442 Twin engine's! 6.9L/425 cu inches and 12 cylinders!
13.81 @ over 98 MPH! consistent 1.9s 60'!
